Three Wishes

This elderly lady finds an old bottle in her attic. She opens it and out pops a genie. He grants her three wishes.

Her first wish is to be extremely wealthy. Poof ... all her furnishings turn to solid gold.

Her second wish is to be young, beautiful, ravishing ... like a princess. Poof ... she is transformed into a gorgeous, blond-haired, blue-eyed, radiant beauty.

For her third wish, she points to her cat and says "Make him as handsome and princely as I am beautiful. Poof ... the cat is turned into a 6' 5", muscular, good-looking young man.

The cat-turned-prince then whispered into the old-lady-turned-princess' ear, "Now aren't you sorry you had me neutered when I was a kitten"?

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