When you have more grass in your driveway than in your backyard.
When your neighbours find ANY dog running loose and automatically
bring it to your house.
When you want to watch TV and you have to sit on the floor
because all of the furniture is "occupied".
When it takes you longer to wash your dogs' dishes than your
own.
When you have to use a wash tub for a water dish.
When you have to run an obstacle course to get to the phone.
When you see one of your dogs doing something bad (like chewing
something up or leaving a "dog deposit" on the rug)
and you have to run through the entire list of dogs in order
to yell at the right one and by then it is too late.
When you have all of your dogs in the back seat of your car
and it automatically changes lanes when they move to the other
side of the car.
When you NEVER go anywhere for a vacation because it costs
more to kennel your dogs than to go to Hawaii.
When you have an extension on your king-sized bed so you
all fit.
When Eukanuba makes home deliveries.
When you move your bedroom into the garage and put a king
and queen sized bed together so all of your dogs can sleep
with you.
When you take your dogs for a run in the park and people
think it is a dog show.
