| Breed |
Response |
| Afghan
|
Light
bulb? What light bulb? |
| Australian
Shepherd |
One,
but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is
useless and should be thrown away. |
| Beagle
|
How
many cookies do I get? |
| Border
Collie |
Just
one. And he'll rewire the house while he's at it. |
| Boxer
|
If
I could stop wiggling my butt long enough to quit falling
off the chair... |
| Bulldog |
Just
one. But it takes them three years to do it. |
| Cat |
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes. |
| Corgi
|
I
can't reach the stupid lamp. |
| Dachshund |
Well,
first get me a ladder and a treat... no, you took too long.
I want TWO treats and I'll do it... No, not that treat,
the other kind. Geez, do I have to do everything?
(Of course, followed by The Look.) |
| Dalmatian |
Just
one, but it will really hate the new bulb. |
| Doberman |
Immediately
decides to change the brand of light bulb and find a more
efficient form of lighting -- perhaps a fluorescent bulb. |
| German
Shepherd |
I'm
kinda busy right now I have to chase the cat, protect
the kids, herd the horses, beg for food and take a nap.
I'll add the light bulb to my To Do list... |
| Golden
Retriever |
I'll
be glad to change the light bulb for you, but first can't
we play catch with the tennis ball, or Frisbee -- and then
I want to lick your face and rest my head in your lap and
look up at you with my sad eyes. What? You're changing
the light bulb yourself -- you didn't have to do that --
but I looooove you so much for being my friend and doing
that. |
| Good
Ol' Southern Hound Dog |
Huh? |
| Irish
Setter |
It
only takes one, but it will put in a really dim bulb. |
| Jack
Russell Terrier |
Two, but the job never gets done -- they
just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how
it's supposed to be done.
|
| Malamute |
Let
him do it. You can pet me while he's busy. |
| Pit
Bull Terrier |
Jump
and take hold of old light bulb. Now, let go of old
light bulb... I said LET GO OF LIGHT BULB. Please????
Let go of the light bulb?????? |
| Pomeranians |
Don't
change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will
get a German Shepherd in to do the job for them while they're
out. |
| Pug |
Er,
two. Or maybe one. No -- on second thought,
make that two. Is that OK with you? |
| Rottweiler |
Just
one. You want to make something of it? |
| Schipperke |
It's
your light bulb -- change it yourself. Unless... is
there food involved?? |
| Shiba-inu |
Zero.
Shiba's aren't afraid of the dark. |
| Springer |
That
thing I just ate was a light bulb? |
| Standard
Poodle |
None.
Go get human, sit under it, look up and point it out --
then go lie down in disgust that it took so long. |
| Weimaraner |
Light
bulb? You want ME to change a LIGHT BULB?? |
| Wolfdog |
Let
me see that light bulb, anyway. What's it made of,
what's inside of it, what will happen if I drop it.
I might change it, but let me think about it. You're
not trying to tell me what to do, are you? Hey, I
just had a great idea. I think I'll change that light
bulb ... |
