1. If
you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what
you want.
2. Don't
go out without ID.
3. Be
direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by
piddling on their shoes.
4. Be
aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
5. Leave
room in your schedule for a good nap.
6. Always
give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch
is effective.
7. When
you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon
as you're dragged out from under the bed).
8. If
it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.
