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Things We Can Learn From a Dog

  • Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
  • Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
  • When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
  • When it is in your best interest, practice obedience.
  • Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
  • Take naps and stretch before rising.
  • Run, romp and play daily.
  • Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
  • Be loyal.
  • Never pretend to be something you're not.
  • If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
  • When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit nearby and nuzzle him or her gently.
  • Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
  • Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
  • When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
  • No matter how often you are scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout. Run right back and make friends.
  • Delight in the simple joys of a long walk.  
  • If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.
  • Dogs laugh with there tails
  • To err is human; to forgive, canine.

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