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You Know You Are A Dog Owner When ...

You need to get another blanket just so you can have some covers.

You carpool to the groomer.

You are awake all night with cramps in your legs, and you won't move them because you'll wake up the dog.

The staff at the pet supply stores knows you AND your dogs by name.

You greet the dogs by name, but forget the peoples name.

You get a special baby-sitter for the dog for only 3 days.

You have more dog hair on your shirt then on your head.

You start calling your dogs pups your grandchildren.

You decorate your house to hide the dog hair.

People send you letters addressed to you and your dog!

You spread a freshly washed sheet over your bed to keep off the hairs.

Your dog's each have their own pillows and blankets at night.

You spend more money on a pool for your dog than your car payment!

Your dog sleeps with you more often than your s/o, and you don't mind the snoring.

You start giving out gifts that your dog "bought".

You buy cards "from the dog".

Your husband tells you to move over in bed so one more dog will fit in.

Someone asks if you have kids you say you have dogs.

You give your dog a kiss before your parents.

Your s/o calls from home long-distance and you ask him/her to put the dog on the phone.