SEEING EYE DOGS

Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman
pinscher and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the
street, the guy with the Doberman said to his friend, "Let's go over to
that restaurant and get something to eat."

The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got
dogs with us."

The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead."

They walked over to the restaurant and the guy with the Doberman
put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.

The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."

The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my
Seeing-Eye dog."

The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?"

The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."

The bouncer said, "Come on in."

The buddy with the Chihuahua figured what the heck, so he put on a
pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.

Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."

The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is my
Seeing-Eye dog."

The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"

The man with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a
Chihuahua!?!"

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