Your
Name: _________________
Name
of Spouse: _________________
Address
of home I will be assuming: _________________
Square footage of home: _________________
Total
Sq. Ft. of human sleeping quarters (Referred hereinafter as
'Servants Quarters.'; Not to exceed 5% of home sq. footage.):
_________________
My sleeping quarters will be (circle one):
- On
a cat bed.
- On
your bed. (Referred hereinafter as 'my' bed.)
- On
the floor.
- On
the furniture.
- On
the stairs.
- In
the garage.
- Anywhere
I want.
No. of human children in my home: _________________
No.
of children who might pull my tail: _________________
Previous
cat experience (circle all that apply):
- I
have recently owned one or more cats.
- I
was recently owned by one or more cats.
- Fed
a cat.
- Been
slept on by a cat.
- Cleaned
a litter box.
- Bathed
a cat.
- Been
scratched by a cat.
- Picked
cat fur off my clothes.
- Picked
cat fur out of my eyes.
- Accidentally
ran over a cat.
- Allergic
to cats.
- Chased
cats out of yard.
- Cleaned
up cat puke.
- Stepped
in a hairball.
Any
Canines in residence? (circle one):
Have
you ever had a cat run away from this address in the last three
years?
( If yes, please explain yourself):
Your
Expected salary (circle one):
- $200
weekly
- $100
weekly
- Nothing,
just the satisfaction of knowing you took me in.
- You
pay me for living with you.
Location
of litter box (circle one):
- Laundry
Room
- Living
Room
- Garage
- Bathroom
- Dining
Room
- Pantry
Nook
- Kitchen
- None
(outside)
Cat
will have outside privileges? (circle one):
Cat
will be de-clawed? (circle one):
Servant
names (List all dwellers of home, including yours):
(If you need more space, use the back of this form.)
Breakfast
will be served not later than (circle one):
Dinner
will be served (circle one)(careful, there is only one right
answer):
| 5pm |
6pm |
7pm |
Upon
demand. |
Eat
what's left over from breakfast |
Menu
(circle all that apply):
- Friskies
- Whiskas
- 9-Lives
- Meat
Loaf
- BBQ
Chicken
- Filet
Mignon
- Tournados
with Bearnaise
- Roti
De Porc Poele
- Filet
of Fish Poached in Wine Sauce
- Shoulder
of Lamb
- Veal
Prince Orloff
- Sauté
Scallops
- Salmon
Pate
Desserts
(circle all that apply):
- Pounce
- Twinkies
- Donuts
-
Ice Cream
- Spongecake
-
Strawberries in Bavarian Cream
- Caramel
Almond Custard
- Chocolate
Mousse
- Vanilla
Sauce Soufflé
- Upside
Down Apple Tart
- Crepes
with Orange Butter
- Three
Butter Cream cake
List
three references that I might contact (No dogs, please): _________________
__________________ __________________
Do
Not Write In This Space (Just had to have that in there.) It
was a good day.
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